i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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