Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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