I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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