Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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