Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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