what if I'm pregnant?
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I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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