help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
