We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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