woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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