nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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