There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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