im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
