Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
