I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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