question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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