just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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