have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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