the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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