haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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