she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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