Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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