Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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