After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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