Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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