i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
im on a boat
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