Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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