The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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