The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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