One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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