Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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