it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
operation have a gay friend backfired
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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