She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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