I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
