Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Where is the hickey?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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