I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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