and i looked up. we had an audience...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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