did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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