She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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