my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I fill condoms, not promises.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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