I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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