My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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