its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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