Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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