We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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