Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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