I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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