I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
