First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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