I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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