dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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