Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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