i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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