Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
so much tequila, so little girl.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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