chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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